Rationality is KEY.

Okay, I’m feeling much more rational now (*stares pointedly at PAS* XDDDDD). Anyhow, whether or not Junsu and Taeyeon ARE together or NOT, I’d much prefer him with the “mother” of SNSD than anyone else. And they do make a rather cute couple YAY, Junsu found a girl shorter than him.

Honestly, Junsu, you should just chase after his own happiness. Don’t let anyone stop you, big boy. If you’re happy being with Taeyeon, then be with Taeyeon. Don’t let our petty fangirling, our petty whining, our PETTINESS in general, stop you – it’s neither OUR place nor OUR time to prevent you from attaining that happy place.

I wouldn’t wish ANY bad at all on any of the Dong Bang boys. Actually, allowing them to date, to marry, to procreate (XDDDD), to lead happy lives with their soulmates is the least I can do as a fan who’s been given the awesome opportunity to experience their music. I pity future generations if they never have the chance to be completely taken over by a group as awesome as DBSK, with members as hardworking and as humble as these boys are.

Likewise, I won’t deny that SNSD isn’t, per se, the most talented group I’ve ever come across, but they’re also VERY hardworkers. As a result, I’d LOVE for them to be happy to – to, for once, not have to think about what the fans want, but to chase after their own happiness. I know that what I’m saying isn’t completely rational, as being in the limelight forces this sort of pressure onto you – the pressure of having to maintain the image you’ve been given. And I’m aware that two popular celebrities dating COULD have the potential to ruin their respective images, as well as lose them a massive percentage of their respective fanbases. And I’m aware that neither Junsu nor Taeyeon would want to wish this on their respective groups.

BUT, as fans, we’re given so much power. We have the ability to DICTATE their careers, the power to say, “NO, you’re not worth my time”. Most importantly, we have the power to dictate their level of happiness. Celebrities lead a hard life in that: a) they’re given very little privacy, b) they’re constantly under public scrutiny and c) whatever they do is dictated by management, and whatever management orders them to do is governed by the thought of maintaining, or better yet, increasing their fanbases. As a result, pleasing one’s fans is the top priority in a celebrity’s life.  

So, please, knowing that we’re that important to both Junsu and Taeyeon already, why not LET them be happy? Why complain when they show affection? Why try to tear them down? Why destroy their happiness?

If you can do ALL THAT without batting an eye, please don’t call yourselves a fan. You clearly don’t deserve that esteemed title.

In conclusion, rationality is key. And really, you’ll find that once you start thinking with a rational frame of mind, Junsu/ Jaejoong/ Yunho/ Eeteuk/ Micky/ Heechul (ROFLMAO)/ Siwon/ etc having girlfriends/fiances/wives isn’t all that terrible. Just think of it as … maintaining their respective family lines, in addition to, well, keeping their coveted genes in the gene pool. Because, honestly, I rather like the thought of mini me (a.k.a my future daughter) being able to fawn over a mini Junsu/ Jaejoong/ Yunho/ Eeteuk/ Micky/ Heechul (ROFLMAO x 2)/ Siwon/ etc.

Okay, back to studying geo. XDDDDDD

FHDAJFH ANGER. XD *flails*

NOTE: I understand that leaving this post in is rather hypocritical of me (If you’ve no clue what I’m talking about, refer to this). Still, it serves as a great reminder that really, as a fan, I’m not perfect.

… But, I can try, y/y?

Taeyeon + Junsu = TaeSu

And I shouldn’t be jealous. Actually, I don’t do jealousy.

I’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUSI’MNOTJEALOUS

Oh FARK, I’m ridiculously jealous.

Kay, geo kicks Junsu’s butt in every way, shape, form.

 

Except fecking geo can’t sing or dance.

 

FECKFECKFECK.

 

Anycall Haptic CFs!

yuulina3jj@youtube

bapex3milo@youtube

ZOMG, I love these. They’re ridiculously adorable, and I’m a shipper for all things cute, so … I’m all for these three couples.

*gets bitten by rabid fangirls*

*gets strangled by candytrain*

*gets shot by the lovely girls at Shenyuepop forums*

XDDDDD

I’ve realized that I haven’t yet complimented Micky at anything (oooh, except his Love in the Ice perf, which you should check out here, because his high note is absolutely breathtaking and heart attack-inducing. It’s lovely. <3), but ummm, he’s got terrible hair in the CFs. TERRIBLE HAIR. GO CUT IT NOW, MICKY YOOCHUN PARK.  

Okay, so thoughts on these vids:

30-second CF:

The music’s great. I’ll admit, it’s probably SNSD singing, but if you’re a regular reader of my blog, I’m actually a fan of some of them. They’re voices aren’t the strongest, per se, and they shake something awful during live performances, but the majority of the girls have got magnetic personalities (errr, Soo young, anybody?! XD), which is really appealing when your vocal talents aren’t stellar.

00:05 to 00:07 is GREAT. LOL, Yoona looked really really REALLY pissed off when Micky poked her cheek. Which I can totally identify with, since I’d probably knock him out if he ever did that to me. (Zomg, who am I even kidding?!?!? I’d have heart palpitations + a stroke if MICKY YOOCHUN FROM DBSK EVER POKED MY CHEEK. It’d be like heaven on earth. XD) But yes, out of all the couples, I think I’ll be shipping the Yoochun (XD You don’t even have to change Micky’s or Yoona’s names to combine the two) couple the strongest, because it’s a … plausible relationship. And I think Yoona’s cute, and I’d extol her more, if not for her face being frigging omniscient and you know, EVERYWHERE. Zomg.

The elevator scene was great. Actually, funnily enough, because I’m an odd person and totally don’t deserve to be a DBSK fan (XD), it was the largeness of the elevator that first caught my eye. Nope, not even the Dong Bang Boys were attractive enough to detract from my fascination with this elevator. I mean, LOOK AT HOW BIG IT IS … !!! The elevators I’m used to … aren’t exactly roomy, per se. Actually, they have the abilitiy to make someone claustrophobic, EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC TO START WITH. How insane is THAT.

*Ahem* But yes, big elevators are great.

LOL at Yunho grabbing Changmin by the waist and Jaejoong becoming what looks like a hunched-over hermit when the elevator suddenly stops. Oh man, beating on these boys is amusing. XD (Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE THEM. I just prefer making fun of them rather than, idk, drooling over them. It’s my way of showing affection – kinda like the boys in elementary school who show their love by making fun of girls. x______x XD)

But I digress.

I’ve said it once, I’m gonna say it again. Yoochun and Yoona make a fantastic couple. Cute stuff.

Changmin and Jessica, on the other hand, aren’t two I would’ve put together in the first place, but for some odd, inexplicable reason, they work … ? (Candytrain, don’t hate me. Please. <3) I mean, I probably won’t ship them, because Jessica seems more like a SISTER or MUM to Changmin, but it’s cute. I love how one of their first scenes together has them looking at PICTURES OF JESSICA. Yay for narcissm. ❤ XD

OMG *BRAIN/HEART EXPLOSION* YOOCHUN PUT YOONA’S HAND TO HIS HEART (err, well, the general area of his heart. Actually your heart is found between the two lobes of your lungs, which makes it more central left, rather than the LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BODY, but the message is clear. XDDDD) … !!! She looks so awkward, I love it. Micky Yoochun, stop scaring people. Especially your lover. Not the way to go, boy.

I love seeing Yunho cook barbecue. It is SO attractive, mainly because I fail at all things involving spatulas, pots, pans, FOOD, brooms, dishes, mops, toilets. Yes, it’s terrible. I LOVE eating, but I can’t even make a proper meal without unintentionally poisoning the eater (err … consumer?), so it’s unfortunate. OMG, he wasn’t barbecuing! *bashes head against desk to rid self of blindness and insanity* I’m seriously LOL-ing hardcore at myself right now, because he was actually PLAYING A GAME WITH TIFFANY! XDDDD *flails arms because she fails at life*

But I digress.

Tiffany needs to stop saying “Awww, wooowww, awwww” and making odd noises. But she’s too pretty, so I can’t exactly hate her.

Errrm … she’s looking at a picture of Jae on her phone, right? OMG, SHE LOOKS SO CUTE SMILING AND WAVING AT THE CAMERA. AND OMG I’m doing a terrible job of disliking her. I wish I had a cellphone I could wave at. Unfortunately though, my family’s stuck in the technological Stone Age, which is terrible for my social life.

I love how, when we return to the elevator, MICKY’S NO LONGER THERE. XDDD He’s hiding in the far left corner of the elevator, but LOL, I actually forgot he was part of the commercial because I couldn’t see him. XDDD

Errrm, I don’t like Changmin’s elevator outfit. It makes his torso look really short, bringing back memories of Henry’s terrible Mario pants. *shudders*

Okay, the escalator … is so unneeded. I mean, WHY ARE THEY EVEN DANCING ON AN ESCALATOR?! This commercial is ridiculously jumpy and broken up.

JUNSU, I KINDA SORTA REALLY LOVE YOU AND YOUR CAMEOS. Seriously, he pops in out of NOWHERE with an umbrella (?) and points at something we, as the viewers, can’t see. And he looks like such a duck, especially with that hair. XD

Hmmm, do I sense awkward tension between Jae and Yunho at the end?! Oh, that is SO MUCH LOVE. Yay for drama in 30-second commericals! But yes, Jae gives killer evil stares – if looks could kill, someone in that elevator would be dead. Immediately. Burned to a crisp, or something of that extent.

I LOVE HOW THE COMMERCIAL ENDS. THOSE ARE GREAT MODEL POSES, YO. And I kind of want to jump into the screen and pose with Changmin because seriously, he’d make a kick-butt model.

15-Second CF:

LOL, from the first scene, I was rofl-ing like crazy.

Junsu makes another random appearance, where he’s seen waiting for the elevator with the oddest expression on his face (it channels one of those greasy gangsters who thinks he’s all that as he stands there picking on some poor individual who’s peed his pants. AND, he looks a bit like the man promoting Lifestyle condoms on those bus ads THAT I’M SUBJECTED TO EVERYDAY. It’s horrifying). Actually, at first, I thought he was waiting for his turn in the washroom, because I saw a sign with the faceless boy/girl on it (you know, the ones on the doors of the washrooms), but I TOTALLY MISSED THE ARROWS POINTING UP AND DOWN. I’m such a failure, it’s almost ridiculous.

Jae has really broad shoulders. And he looks excellent in plaid. I kinda want to take him home with me, plunk him in my bed and keep him there forever. AWAY FROM ALL THOSE CRAZY FANGIRLS. XD

GAH. FIJEARHFEFH Tiffany’s smile’s way too cute for her own good. I look like a fool when I smile, so imagine how envious I must be.

The answer is VERY.

I’m going to refrain from commenting on the let’s-show-them-on-the-verge-of-making-out-but-not- completely-making-out-because-we-want-to-keep-this-PG-and-refrain-from-aggravating-fangirls-and-fanboys-any-more-than-necessary-which-could-result-in-narsty-legal-situations-such-as-lawsuits-due-to-heart-attacks-and-strokes-brought-on-by-this-CF, because candytrain must be on the verge of collapsing. *pats her on the head and chucks Jessica out the window, because canned ice cream (XD) is obviously cooler and MUCH more compatible*  

Oh wow, another 1000+ post.

I SHOULD BE STUDYING. GAH. BAH. FYAKFHEFHAJKHJKHF.

Fangirls UNITE. XD

So, most of you have seen the Anycall ads starring DBSK and SNSD, right?!

(And if you haven’t, I kid you not, you’re living under a rock. A very very very large rock. In fact, a boulder … the size of Shrek. XDDD)

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DO YOU SEE THE COMMENTS … ?!?!?!

 

ROFL.

 

Specimen 1:

아냐 나는 거부하겠어
그대로
knock out
타협하는 삶을 사는것
I wanna knock out
내가 원하는건 모두다
끝까지 싸워 난
Reason is I’m alive

아냐 이건 아니야…………..ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-단카

Specimen 2:

It’s business
It’s business
It’s business
It’s business
It’s business
It’s business
It’s business

난 핫한 팬이라고 그렇게나 말했건만……………………..

–시크챵

Specimen 3:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 용서 내겐 절대적인 사치
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 용서 내겐 절대적인 사치
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 용서 내겐 절대적인 사치
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 용서 내겐 절대적인 사치

 ……전지현이면 내가 이해라도 하지……………..ㅇ<-< 

–유로뽕♥

Specimen 4:

Very strong
Distance is so beautiful^^
It’s business .HAHA

sonyoshidae HAHA .You’re so strong!
NONONO

–군각

Specimen 5:

okay, I am okay I am okay, honey..T^T..
okay, I am okay I am okay, honey..T^T..
okay, I am okay I am okay, honey..T^T..
okay, I am okay I am okay, honey..T^T..
근데, 저 광고 왜저렇게 찍는거죠? 불만이라기보단, 저렇게하면 안팔리지않을까요^.^;;;;쫌 싼티나는건 사실이네요.. 아 아쉽다 ㅜㅜ
엄청 멋질줄알고 기대마이마이 했는데 ㅜㅜ 이렁거 시러시러…

–꼬마샤

Specimen 6:

………………………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 –H

Specimen 7:

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–나의하늘

And my personal fave:

Specimen 8:

게시물 보고난 후 5분간 애써 마음을 다스리는 중 5분 후 참을 수 없는 감정 폭발 밤새도록 인생무상 신세한탄 술주정 소속사 가족끼리 연애는 무슨~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 기러지 마요~~ 패밀리끼리는 연애도 결혼도 안 하는 거예요~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– 김 은아

The emoticons are PRICELESS. LOL.

And ZOMG, people make me so happy, it’s ridiculous.

For some exciting fangirly comments in ENGLISH, head on over to Let’s All Eat Candy! You’ll see all sorts of amusing remarks. Mine included, I shamelessly confess.

XDDDDD

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