Archive for the ‘Junsu’ Category


DBSK’s Horizon Dance. ♥

May 26, 2008

Credit: Mickytoho @ Youtube (I LOVE this girl; she uploads so much great and fun-to-watch DBSK-related goodies with an emphasis (of course!) on Micky. Plus, she translates and subs too, which deserves an ILUSMPLZMARRYME plea! XDD Do drop by and subscribe to her/drop her a line of thanks!)   

ROFLMAO. Nuff said.

Anyhow, I sense a new dance wave coming over Korea, as I imagine Casseiopeans make up more than half the population of Korea and as a result, will gleefully dance like so everywhere, because they want to be just like their oppas. *heaves a massive sigh* 

Although I love my Dong Bang boys, this dance is so =.=”””” and headbanging-inducing. And do the boys not look like the biggest dorks while moving from side to side? Yes, yes they do. But I love me some dorks, so BRING ON THE DORKY MOVES, I say.

Anyhow, I’ve read somewhere that this is a dance routine found solely during the group’s dance rehearsals/practices, which fills me with great joy, because just look at the head-swinging and the butt-waving and their legs moving from side to side and Jae failing in the back (he’s not obviously failing or anything to that extent, but he always seems … a little slower than the rest). ILUSM JAEJOONG.    

If you can’t watch the video, I’ll try to recap, but do keep in mind that I’m COMPLETELY fail at dancing and that I can’t describe to save my life. 

Anyhow, the vid starts off with the boys talking, and at 00:45, Changmin slowly and reluctantly gets up to demonstrate a certain ingenious dance move (invented by the one and only Monkey boy Micky Yoochun) the Dong Bang boys have been practicing during their rehearsals. And so, at 00:49, the MADNESS BEGINS! 

To imitate, begin by standing up straight with your legs together and your arms spread out and parallel to the ground. Then, when the music begins, leave one leg vertical (say, your left) and kick the other leg (your right) out to the right (so that it’s diagonal). Immediately after, bring your right leg back so that it’s vertical, and kick your left leg out to the left. Meanwhile, swing your head from side to side, so that you’re always facing the same direction as the leg being kicked out to the side. To perfect this move, ensure your arms are always spread out to your sides and left parallel to the ground, and ensure that you’re knees are bent, so as to allow for maximum butt-twisting.

You got that?

Excellent. You’re now ready to dance the night away, record yourselves and upload your vids onto Youtube and other video-hosting sites so as to contribute to the new dance movement that this is bound to start up.

And all I can say to that is … DORKS FTW, YO.


Rationality is KEY.

May 21, 2008

Okay, I’m feeling much more rational now (*stares pointedly at PAS* XDDDDD). Anyhow, whether or not Junsu and Taeyeon ARE together or NOT, I’d much prefer him with the “mother” of SNSD than anyone else. And they do make a rather cute couple YAY, Junsu found a girl shorter than him.

Honestly, Junsu, you should just chase after his own happiness. Don’t let anyone stop you, big boy. If you’re happy being with Taeyeon, then be with Taeyeon. Don’t let our petty fangirling, our petty whining, our PETTINESS in general, stop you – it’s neither OUR place nor OUR time to prevent you from attaining that happy place.

I wouldn’t wish ANY bad at all on any of the Dong Bang boys. Actually, allowing them to date, to marry, to procreate (XDDDD), to lead happy lives with their soulmates is the least I can do as a fan who’s been given the awesome opportunity to experience their music. I pity future generations if they never have the chance to be completely taken over by a group as awesome as DBSK, with members as hardworking and as humble as these boys are.

Likewise, I won’t deny that SNSD isn’t, per se, the most talented group I’ve ever come across, but they’re also VERY hardworkers. As a result, I’d LOVE for them to be happy to – to, for once, not have to think about what the fans want, but to chase after their own happiness. I know that what I’m saying isn’t completely rational, as being in the limelight forces this sort of pressure onto you – the pressure of having to maintain the image you’ve been given. And I’m aware that two popular celebrities dating COULD have the potential to ruin their respective images, as well as lose them a massive percentage of their respective fanbases. And I’m aware that neither Junsu nor Taeyeon would want to wish this on their respective groups.

BUT, as fans, we’re given so much power. We have the ability to DICTATE their careers, the power to say, “NO, you’re not worth my time”. Most importantly, we have the power to dictate their level of happiness. Celebrities lead a hard life in that: a) they’re given very little privacy, b) they’re constantly under public scrutiny and c) whatever they do is dictated by management, and whatever management orders them to do is governed by the thought of maintaining, or better yet, increasing their fanbases. As a result, pleasing one’s fans is the top priority in a celebrity’s life.  

So, please, knowing that we’re that important to both Junsu and Taeyeon already, why not LET them be happy? Why complain when they show affection? Why try to tear them down? Why destroy their happiness?

If you can do ALL THAT without batting an eye, please don’t call yourselves a fan. You clearly don’t deserve that esteemed title.

In conclusion, rationality is key. And really, you’ll find that once you start thinking with a rational frame of mind, Junsu/ Jaejoong/ Yunho/ Eeteuk/ Micky/ Heechul (ROFLMAO)/ Siwon/ etc having girlfriends/fiances/wives isn’t all that terrible. Just think of it as … maintaining their respective family lines, in addition to, well, keeping their coveted genes in the gene pool. Because, honestly, I rather like the thought of mini me (a.k.a my future daughter) being able to fawn over a mini Junsu/ Jaejoong/ Yunho/ Eeteuk/ Micky/ Heechul (ROFLMAO x 2)/ Siwon/ etc.

Okay, back to studying geo. XDDDDDD



May 20, 2008

NOTE: I understand that leaving this post in is rather hypocritical of me (If you’ve no clue what I’m talking about, refer to this). Still, it serves as a great reminder that really, as a fan, I’m not perfect.

… But, I can try, y/y?

Taeyeon + Junsu = TaeSu

And I shouldn’t be jealous. Actually, I don’t do jealousy.


Oh FARK, I’m ridiculously jealous.

Kay, geo kicks Junsu’s butt in every way, shape, form.


Except fecking geo can’t sing or dance.





Jaejoong – the Mother Duck ♥ Junsu – the GOOD Christian Boy

May 5, 2008

[Credits go to: saccherina @ Youtube] ♥

EDIT: Eng subs to the praying video can be found here. AND GO SUBSCRIBE TO shinyflowers; she’s uploaded loads of DBSK goodies!

Erm, I fail at life. I’ve broken my hiatus already. =.= ””

But yes, the above video was too cute not to share. Jaejoong’s such a mother; it makes me ashamed of myself, as I can already imagine the sufferings, the torture, the PAIN my future children will go through. XD

And be sure to pause the video at 2:50 … !!! DO YOU NOT NOTICE JUNSU PRAYING?! ZOMG, THAT MAKES MY DAY.

Christian boys FTW, yo!




The Future. (How ominous does this sound? XD)

May 3, 2008

Wow, the search function on wordpress is ridiculously amusing … !!!

Apparently, someone looked found my blog by searching for “Yamapi body”. *Bearhugs the person who did this, because you’ve brought joy into my life*

Um, anyway, I gave candychu a head’s up that I’d be writing a second post on “Tonight” (the DBSK song I’ve already worshipped here) sometime in the future, so expect that in three weeks. Other than that though, I think I’m going on hiatus, starting now, seeing as I’ve got an exam in two days that I’m not ready for, and 12 papers in the next three weeks. Happy times.

So, check back May 24th!

And because I can’t leave without one parting shot, I’ll end this post with the cutest pic of Junsu I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Credits to pinkandsparkly love for sending me the pic, as well as to the lovely individual who embellished it … !!! 


Hugs and Kisses y’alllllll. ♥


Anycall Haptic CFs!

May 1, 2008



ZOMG, I love these. They’re ridiculously adorable, and I’m a shipper for all things cute, so … I’m all for these three couples.

*gets bitten by rabid fangirls*

*gets strangled by candytrain*

*gets shot by the lovely girls at Shenyuepop forums*


I’ve realized that I haven’t yet complimented Micky at anything (oooh, except his Love in the Ice perf, which you should check out here, because his high note is absolutely breathtaking and heart attack-inducing. It’s lovely. <3), but ummm, he’s got terrible hair in the CFs. TERRIBLE HAIR. GO CUT IT NOW, MICKY YOOCHUN PARK.  

Okay, so thoughts on these vids:

30-second CF:

The music’s great. I’ll admit, it’s probably SNSD singing, but if you’re a regular reader of my blog, I’m actually a fan of some of them. They’re voices aren’t the strongest, per se, and they shake something awful during live performances, but the majority of the girls have got magnetic personalities (errr, Soo young, anybody?! XD), which is really appealing when your vocal talents aren’t stellar.

00:05 to 00:07 is GREAT. LOL, Yoona looked really really REALLY pissed off when Micky poked her cheek. Which I can totally identify with, since I’d probably knock him out if he ever did that to me. (Zomg, who am I even kidding?!?!? I’d have heart palpitations + a stroke if MICKY YOOCHUN FROM DBSK EVER POKED MY CHEEK. It’d be like heaven on earth. XD) But yes, out of all the couples, I think I’ll be shipping the Yoochun (XD You don’t even have to change Micky’s or Yoona’s names to combine the two) couple the strongest, because it’s a … plausible relationship. And I think Yoona’s cute, and I’d extol her more, if not for her face being frigging omniscient and you know, EVERYWHERE. Zomg.

The elevator scene was great. Actually, funnily enough, because I’m an odd person and totally don’t deserve to be a DBSK fan (XD), it was the largeness of the elevator that first caught my eye. Nope, not even the Dong Bang Boys were attractive enough to detract from my fascination with this elevator. I mean, LOOK AT HOW BIG IT IS … !!! The elevators I’m used to … aren’t exactly roomy, per se. Actually, they have the abilitiy to make someone claustrophobic, EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC TO START WITH. How insane is THAT.

*Ahem* But yes, big elevators are great.

LOL at Yunho grabbing Changmin by the waist and Jaejoong becoming what looks like a hunched-over hermit when the elevator suddenly stops. Oh man, beating on these boys is amusing. XD (Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE THEM. I just prefer making fun of them rather than, idk, drooling over them. It’s my way of showing affection – kinda like the boys in elementary school who show their love by making fun of girls. x______x XD)

But I digress.

I’ve said it once, I’m gonna say it again. Yoochun and Yoona make a fantastic couple. Cute stuff.

Changmin and Jessica, on the other hand, aren’t two I would’ve put together in the first place, but for some odd, inexplicable reason, they work … ? (Candytrain, don’t hate me. Please. <3) I mean, I probably won’t ship them, because Jessica seems more like a SISTER or MUM to Changmin, but it’s cute. I love how one of their first scenes together has them looking at PICTURES OF JESSICA. Yay for narcissm. ❤ XD

OMG *BRAIN/HEART EXPLOSION* YOOCHUN PUT YOONA’S HAND TO HIS HEART (err, well, the general area of his heart. Actually your heart is found between the two lobes of your lungs, which makes it more central left, rather than the LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BODY, but the message is clear. XDDDD) … !!! She looks so awkward, I love it. Micky Yoochun, stop scaring people. Especially your lover. Not the way to go, boy.

I love seeing Yunho cook barbecue. It is SO attractive, mainly because I fail at all things involving spatulas, pots, pans, FOOD, brooms, dishes, mops, toilets. Yes, it’s terrible. I LOVE eating, but I can’t even make a proper meal without unintentionally poisoning the eater (err … consumer?), so it’s unfortunate. OMG, he wasn’t barbecuing! *bashes head against desk to rid self of blindness and insanity* I’m seriously LOL-ing hardcore at myself right now, because he was actually PLAYING A GAME WITH TIFFANY! XDDDD *flails arms because she fails at life*

But I digress.

Tiffany needs to stop saying “Awww, wooowww, awwww” and making odd noises. But she’s too pretty, so I can’t exactly hate her.

Errrm … she’s looking at a picture of Jae on her phone, right? OMG, SHE LOOKS SO CUTE SMILING AND WAVING AT THE CAMERA. AND OMG I’m doing a terrible job of disliking her. I wish I had a cellphone I could wave at. Unfortunately though, my family’s stuck in the technological Stone Age, which is terrible for my social life.

I love how, when we return to the elevator, MICKY’S NO LONGER THERE. XDDD He’s hiding in the far left corner of the elevator, but LOL, I actually forgot he was part of the commercial because I couldn’t see him. XDDD

Errrm, I don’t like Changmin’s elevator outfit. It makes his torso look really short, bringing back memories of Henry’s terrible Mario pants. *shudders*

Okay, the escalator … is so unneeded. I mean, WHY ARE THEY EVEN DANCING ON AN ESCALATOR?! This commercial is ridiculously jumpy and broken up.

JUNSU, I KINDA SORTA REALLY LOVE YOU AND YOUR CAMEOS. Seriously, he pops in out of NOWHERE with an umbrella (?) and points at something we, as the viewers, can’t see. And he looks like such a duck, especially with that hair. XD

Hmmm, do I sense awkward tension between Jae and Yunho at the end?! Oh, that is SO MUCH LOVE. Yay for drama in 30-second commericals! But yes, Jae gives killer evil stares – if looks could kill, someone in that elevator would be dead. Immediately. Burned to a crisp, or something of that extent.

I LOVE HOW THE COMMERCIAL ENDS. THOSE ARE GREAT MODEL POSES, YO. And I kind of want to jump into the screen and pose with Changmin because seriously, he’d make a kick-butt model.

15-Second CF:

LOL, from the first scene, I was rofl-ing like crazy.

Junsu makes another random appearance, where he’s seen waiting for the elevator with the oddest expression on his face (it channels one of those greasy gangsters who thinks he’s all that as he stands there picking on some poor individual who’s peed his pants. AND, he looks a bit like the man promoting Lifestyle condoms on those bus ads THAT I’M SUBJECTED TO EVERYDAY. It’s horrifying). Actually, at first, I thought he was waiting for his turn in the washroom, because I saw a sign with the faceless boy/girl on it (you know, the ones on the doors of the washrooms), but I TOTALLY MISSED THE ARROWS POINTING UP AND DOWN. I’m such a failure, it’s almost ridiculous.

Jae has really broad shoulders. And he looks excellent in plaid. I kinda want to take him home with me, plunk him in my bed and keep him there forever. AWAY FROM ALL THOSE CRAZY FANGIRLS. XD

GAH. FIJEARHFEFH Tiffany’s smile’s way too cute for her own good. I look like a fool when I smile, so imagine how envious I must be.

The answer is VERY.

I’m going to refrain from commenting on the let’s-show-them-on-the-verge-of-making-out-but-not- completely-making-out-because-we-want-to-keep-this-PG-and-refrain-from-aggravating-fangirls-and-fanboys-any-more-than-necessary-which-could-result-in-narsty-legal-situations-such-as-lawsuits-due-to-heart-attacks-and-strokes-brought-on-by-this-CF, because candytrain must be on the verge of collapsing. *pats her on the head and chucks Jessica out the window, because canned ice cream (XD) is obviously cooler and MUCH more compatible*  

Oh wow, another 1000+ post.



This Post is So Embarrassing, I Should Make It Private to Save Your Eyes and to SAVE MY SOUL.

March 20, 2008

So, my lovelike for Mr. Xiah Junsu has been growing exponentially with each passing day, which is completely hilarious and ironic, because as aforementioned, I’ve always been a huge fan of his voice, but never him personally. That is, until a couple of days ago when I stalked him on youtube and analyzed his sleeping habits. GO ME.  But yes, it was only recently that I got past my hate of his somewhat self-deprecating attitude, which imo, has been fueling his need for attention, hence the non-stop Oyaji gags and the constant (and rather irritating) emphasis on his “charisma”. Puh-leeeeeeeeease, I find his smiling face heaps more adorable than his expressionless charismatic face.

Seriously though, I can’t help but laugh in disbelief when Junsu says that he’s not as good-looking as the members. UH, HELLO?!?! You’re a FREAKING celebrity, are you not?! You have a fantabulous voice with marvelous voice control. You have the most unique laugh that I’ve been privileged to hear multiple times thus far in my life (Eukyangkyang, anyone?! XDDD). You’re a part of Yoosu – one of the two power couples of DBSK (the other being Jaeho, but lol, one must admit that that couple is purely fanservice. XD).  

Omigod, you’re a part of DBSK.



I have nothing to say to you now.

So, really, so what if you’re not as good-looking as the others?! So what if you’re a little shorter?! So what if you embarrass yourself on a daily basis?! So what if your laugh is a little on the strange side (although completely endearing, might I add XD)?

Omigod, you’re Xiah JUNSU. 



You have a massive fanbase (of which I’m now a part of XDDD). You’re spectacular at soccer. Fangirls all over the world unite in their love for you, followed by mass chaos in their attempts to bring down everyone else around them so they can be the one to marry you. And zomg, have you not read some of those blog entries written about you (this one included XDDD)?! Love for you is proclaimed from website to website, entry to entry, header to header. Yes, the words “I LOVE YOU”/ “SARANGHAE” followed by “XIAH JUNSU” are hard to miss.

And might I add that I love how you sing?! Homg, you’re absolutely breathtaking at times; just the way you put your entire mind, heart and body into your songs is tres inspiring. Really, I could watch fancams of you during your Love in the Ice perfs for days on end without stopping, because I . CAN’T . GET . ENOUGH . OF . THE . WAY . YOU . MOVE . YOUR . BODY . Especially during your solo.

Actually, I can’t get enough of your body. Period.

I can’t believe I just wrote that line.


But, hey, you’re Xiah Junsu. You kinda deserve to have an entry all to yourself.

And you’re not bad-looking, you know?

Your nose is cute. 🙂